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It is important to note that these deviations aren't necessarily mirror reflections of life
Some of them are exaggerated, some are simply to vent
But I am not necessarily wallowing in self pity 100% of the time
Not necessarily masochistic
Not necessarily misanthropic
Take these bitter poems and pictures with a heavy hand of salt
They are not necessarily what they appear
That being said, if anyone finds something that could be better, please let me know in your favourite way
It's hard to know what to do or where to go when you're talking to silence
I don't tend to make rules
But in the unlikely event that I ever get a daily deviation, it would be nice if nobody said anything
I don't really like being congratulated
If you really must thank for favourites, I don't really care
Some of them are exaggerated, some are simply to vent
But I am not necessarily wallowing in self pity 100% of the time
Not necessarily masochistic
Not necessarily misanthropic
Take these bitter poems and pictures with a heavy hand of salt
They are not necessarily what they appear
That being said, if anyone finds something that could be better, please let me know in your favourite way
It's hard to know what to do or where to go when you're talking to silence
I don't tend to make rules
But in the unlikely event that I ever get a daily deviation, it would be nice if nobody said anything
I don't really like being congratulated
If you really must thank for favourites, I don't really care
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Back
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Woo
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Until we meet again, cruel world
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Taking a break due to being more depressed than usual
back whenever
back whenever
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This life is 18% happy
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[X] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[X] You have your own room.
[X] You own a cell phone. None that work
[X] You have an ipod/ mp3 player. None that work
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[X] You have more than 2 best friends.
[X] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
Total: 1
[ ] You dress how you want to.
[X] You hang out with friends more than once a week. Not by choice
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[X] You have never been beaten up.
[X] You never cry more than twice a month.
[ ] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[X] Your room is big enough for you.
[X] People don't use you for something you have.
[X] You have been to a concert.
Total: 3
[X] You have over 50 friends on Facebook.
[X] Your parents let you have a Facebook.
[X] You get allowance
[X] You collect something normal.
[X] You look forward to going to school.
[X] You don't wish you were someone else.
[X] You play a sport
[X] You do something after school.
Total: 0
[X] You own a car.
[X] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[X] You are happy with your appearance.
[X] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[X] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[ ] You have friends. Technically
Total: 1
[X] You know what is going on in the world.
[X] You care about so many people.
[X] You are happy with your life.
[X] You know more than one language.
[X] You have a screen name.
[ ] You own a pet.
[X] You know the words to 5 songs
[X] You don't have any enemies
[X] You are a generally nice person
Total: 1
Count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then post it on your journal, naming it "My life is (?)% Happy"
Copied from =idoartguy
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52 Secrets Chain
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1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
N/A
3. What's your middle name?
Ilfur
4. Your current relationship status?
Forever alone
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
N/A
6. What is your current mood?
Dead
7. What's the color of your underwear?
Black
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
N/A
9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
Nobody
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Hitler's moustache
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
Black swan
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Many
13. Something you do a lot?
Think
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Right Now - Fort Minor
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Idoartguy
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
N/A
17. When was the last time you cried?
Today
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Negative
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Teleportation
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes, as with everyone
Where is question 21?
One line up
22. What's your biggest secret?
Confidential
23. What's your favorite color?
White
24. When was the last time you lied?
Unable to recall
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Never did much
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Nothing
28. What's your favorite smell?
Roses
29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Clockwork
30. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
...
31. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
...
32. What are you thinking about right now?
Affection
33. What should you be doing?
Drawing
34. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Affection
35. Do you like working in the yard?
Indifferent
36. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Miyuki
37. Name 5 things in your closet:
Combat gloves, flick knife, face mask, soft scarf, and skeletons
38. Do you act different around your crush?
Not applicable
39. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
N/A
40. How many times do you take a shower a week?
Once per day
41. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Sometimes
42. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
N/A
43. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
No
44. Do you lie about your age?
The question rarely arises
45. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Not really
46. Do you pick your nose today?
Grammar
47. What's the one food you hate?
Mayonnaise.. It just sort of exists
48. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Energy boosts, quite literally
49. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
At the time of hearing about him, four maybe
50. Do you smoke?
Never
51. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
Leave me now
52. Did you lie in any of these questions?
No
Dark brown
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
N/A
3. What's your middle name?
Ilfur
4. Your current relationship status?
Forever alone
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
N/A
6. What is your current mood?
Dead
7. What's the color of your underwear?
Black
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
N/A
9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
Nobody
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Hitler's moustache
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
Black swan
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Many
13. Something you do a lot?
Think
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Right Now - Fort Minor
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Idoartguy
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
N/A
17. When was the last time you cried?
Today
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Negative
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Teleportation
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes, as with everyone
Where is question 21?
One line up
22. What's your biggest secret?
Confidential
23. What's your favorite color?
White
24. When was the last time you lied?
Unable to recall
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Never did much
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Nothing
28. What's your favorite smell?
Roses
29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Clockwork
30. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
...
31. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
...
32. What are you thinking about right now?
Affection
33. What should you be doing?
Drawing
34. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Affection
35. Do you like working in the yard?
Indifferent
36. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Miyuki
37. Name 5 things in your closet:
Combat gloves, flick knife, face mask, soft scarf, and skeletons
38. Do you act different around your crush?
Not applicable
39. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
N/A
40. How many times do you take a shower a week?
Once per day
41. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Sometimes
42. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
N/A
43. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
No
44. Do you lie about your age?
The question rarely arises
45. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Not really
46. Do you pick your nose today?
Grammar
47. What's the one food you hate?
Mayonnaise.. It just sort of exists
48. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Energy boosts, quite literally
49. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
At the time of hearing about him, four maybe
50. Do you smoke?
Never
51. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
Leave me now
52. Did you lie in any of these questions?
No
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